It gets weird here

sometimes i feel like i am nowhere in the realm of okay

smashbrotherhood:

This video is the definition of hype. Very well edited.

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disgustinganimals:

heysarahsarah:

disgustinganimals, what do you think of this?

i’ve seen episodes of “Hannibal” less horrifying than this.

you know what i think? i think i’m going to throw up.

their tails are wagging.  their tails.  are wagging.  

this isn’t just a feast.

they enjoy all the killing.

(Source: thefrogman, via beigealert)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via causticcaution)

If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)

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jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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