It gets weird here

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus, via awizardinthetardis)

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

(via awizardinthetardis)

mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via renwalkers)

annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

(via lynx-panther)

souryellows:

i’m sorry but this comic my dad just e-mailed me

souryellows:

i’m sorry but this comic my dad just e-mailed me

(via poempathetic)

prongsvssquid:

Teddy and Victoire making each other laugh :D
probably still laughing about Rita Skeeter’s article

prongsvssquid:

Teddy and Victoire making each other laugh :D

probably still laughing about Rita Skeeter’s article

(via aria657)

Buffy Summers + you didn’t even try at all

(Source: lisathevampireslayer, via aria657)

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

(Source: co-ver, via misanthropunk)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via valerienrapsody)

radically-disabled:

pragnificent:

madeofpatterns:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

IZ Adaptive model Joanne, at the end of the runway Friday night at Dare to Wear Love for the Stephen Lewis Foundation gala.
Can we freakin taLK ABOUT THIS THOUGH?! Girl, werk.

those wheels!!!!!

radically-disabled lookit how fabious and peacocky! 

I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT ALL THIS BEAUTY

radically-disabled:

pragnificent:

madeofpatterns:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

IZ Adaptive model Joanne, at the end of the runway Friday night at Dare to Wear Love for the Stephen Lewis Foundation gala.

Can we freakin taLK ABOUT THIS THOUGH?! Girl, werk.

those wheels!!!!!

radically-disabled lookit how fabious and peacocky! 

I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT ALL THIS BEAUTY

(via misanthropunk)

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

(via misanthropunk)

kunting:

manhandlerchandler:

invisiblelad:



HE DESERVES A BILLION REBLOGS


Moment of triumph

xjavontax
holy fuck this looks like my friend felix

kunting:

manhandlerchandler:

invisiblelad:

HE DESERVES A BILLION REBLOGS

Moment of triumph

xjavontax

holy fuck this looks like my friend felix

(Source: catspurrrr, via misanthropunk)

listoflifehacks:

ashtons-dimplet:

or use it to freak your friends out either way you win

^

listoflifehacks:

ashtons-dimplet:

or use it to freak your friends out either way you win

^

(Source: artsyfartsyash)